Beautiful woman

A bloke is sitting in the bar at a busy airport.

A beautiful woman walks in and sits down next to him.

He presumes, because she’s got a uniform on, she’s probably an off duty flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airline motto: “We love to fly and it shows”.

The woman looks at him blankly.

He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: “Winning the hearts of the world”.

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: “Going beyond expectations”.

The woman looks at him sternly and says: “What the fuck do you want dickhead?”

“Ah!” he says, sitting back with a smile on his face… Ryanair!

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