Beautiful butt

A married man keeps telling his blonde wife “Honey, you have a beautiful butt”. She asks her friends if she has a beautiful butt and they agree. Her husband’s birthday is coming up so she decides to get a tattoo “Beautiful Butt” on her ass.

The tattoo artist tells her, “I can’t fit that on your ass, it takes up too much space. But I tell you what, I’ll put BB on each cheek for beautiful butt”. She agrees. On the husband’s birthday she’s standing on top of the stairs wearing a robe. When he gets home, she says, ” Look honey.” She opens the robe and bends over, and her husband yells, “WHO THE FUCK IS BOB?”.

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