…I was a huge metal fan. In math class, I had an 8/10 girl next to me, she turns me on so much. I always try really hard to impress her, she’s so hot. The teacher starts passing back last weeks test, and 8/10 looks at me, smiles, and starts playing with her hair. I can’t handle it, I start spinning. The cute girl is completely staring now. I completely break down and stop spinning. She frowns, and I’m trying so hard to keep cool, but I had absolutely no power whatsoever. The teacher turns and plugs me back in, and I start spinning again. I was a metal fan in high school.
- Wife: Where the hell have you been? It’s 3 o’clock in the morning?
- Clean your paws!