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What are you doing with that penguin?

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Funeral director takes his hearse to the mechanic, “My car gets really bad mileage.”

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Chuck Norris had a nightmare

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Did you know Jesus only had one orgasm his entire life?

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It was July 17, 1946

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This might be a new one so I’ll let you decide. I heard a joke in my dream but didn’t hear the punch line so I’ll let you post the punch line

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A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell.

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Warning… dirty joke

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Why did the man buy handguns from a T-Rex?

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I woke up at 3.00 am to see the ghostly spectre of Gloria Gaynor, standing at the foot of my bed

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a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern

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It was the 117th birthday of the oldest man in the country, so a reporter went to interview him.

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Got fired from Rolex after spending the last few months developing a 50-hour watch for them.

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This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight.

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What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe?

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If my male child was being stubborn before a flight could I check him with my luggage?

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Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh?

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our crosseyed teacher got fired

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George Santos claims to have lost 12 pounds in four weeks. And I believe him.

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I’ve been diagnosed as a kleptomaniac

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A man goes to prison for robbery.

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How is studying similar to masturbating?

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With my luck

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Employee on NSFW Sites…

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If Cinderella had been a dairy maid she would have been called…

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What do you call a Hispanic with a vascetomy?

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3 reddit mods walk in a bar.

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Snow White was in the bathtub, feeling sleepy.

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what do you call a gender neutral catgirl/catboy?

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I’m really in touch with my inner self today.

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