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All I have to do is express a desire to have sex with her and immediately she is too tired

They raised him for years, however they began to get worried because he never spoke, and they believed that he

He grabs a bag and heads to the the counter. The clerk apologizes, and informs him that he needs to

A Mirage à trois. submitted by /u/spaza511 [link] [comments]

…the driver whistles a gay tune, the sun is shining, the traffic is good, there’s but a solitary car at

The first two were better. submitted by /u/terror2dmax [link] [comments]

Went to Macca’s & the girl serving was wearing a burqa. I noticed it was quite dirty and tattered and

“How would you like your steak, sir?” “The same way I like my sex,” I replied. He smiled and said,

“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,”

One of them is an elephant submitted by /u/sammyblanny [link] [comments]

The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you.” The

A flat minor submitted by /u/JonnyTNT4 [link] [comments]

olutely wasted my gym membership. submitted by /u/imran-shaikh [link] [comments]

She put me through to their head office submitted by /u/lineman5 [link] [comments]

just five more minutes submitted by /u/danielsoft1 [link] [comments]

50 cents, featuring nickelback submitted by /u/Prodlax [link] [comments]

Then I remember they feed off of attention. submitted by /u/Poegamer16 [link] [comments]

Not only am I mad, but I’m also mad. submitted by /u/Navid1249 [link] [comments]

Poetry! submitted by /u/Thrift_Videos [link] [comments]

Because not even my shit, has its shit together submitted by /u/Tylerkitch23 [link] [comments]

Spoiler alert submitted by /u/Ebuthead [link] [comments]

The doctor has her on the delivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the top of a

“How Much For A Hand Job?” Lady: “50..Do You Want One Honey?” I: “No…No, it just makes me happy To

Apparently, ‘Fucking large ones’ wasn’t the right answer. submitted by /u/BOBOWyatt [link] [comments]

One day, Paddy, Seamus and Scotty are working on a power line. The three of them have been co-workers for