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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Jehovah’s Witness were driving through the countryside when their car broke down.

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Did you hear about the mexican magician?

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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to Heaven

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What do you call it when you’re shopping for new eyebrows?

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[Nsfw] Man walks into bar and orders a rum a coke.

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A dead guy was brought into a mortuary wearing a very nice black suit. “I’m assuming you’d like him buried in this suit?” the mortician asked the widow.

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Tits and LEGO Sets have a thing in common

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Two mental patients were walking next to a swimming pool. One jumped into the pool and the other jumped in to save him. Their doctor saw the rescue and called the rescuer to his office. “Due to your actions, it appears your mental state is fine.” He than told the patient…

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Why did the Proud Boy check on his sad friend?

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What did Jay Z call Beyonce before they were married ?

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I caught two teenagers smoking pot outside my office window.

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A blind man visits Texas.

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What’s the hardest part about eating a clock?

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A man is driving home when he spots the most stunningly beautiful redhead trying to hitchhike. He stops next to her, but just as he does an old man jumps out of the bushes and points a shotgun at him…

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A guy bought a motorcycle

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My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up

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Racism is not a joke

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2020 was a good year, I did virtually everything!

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Stalin is delivering speech in a hall full of people.

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I told my therapist I’ve been having suicidal thoughts

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I really hate dementia

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Tensions heat up between the U.S and the Soviets. In order to not go the nuclear route, the agree to a dog fight…

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An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.

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A police officer was dispatched to the house of an elderly couple when the neighbors heard gunshots

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A British doctor says: “In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he was looking for a job.”

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The only time it’s okay to kick a pregnant woman…

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I was at a restaurant and a cute waitress was flirting with me. She gave her email and told me to hit her up sometime. I tried to email her the next day but the internet was down.

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Quarantine has me really stressed and bored so I’ve been trying that Chinese thing with the needles

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My local church went bankrupt and someone turned it into a gun range.

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A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Jehovah’s Witness were driving through the countryside when their car broke down.

Did you hear about the mexican magician?

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to Heaven

What do you call it when you’re shopping for new eyebrows?

[Nsfw] Man walks into bar and orders a rum a coke.

A dead guy was brought into a mortuary wearing a very nice black suit. “I’m assuming you’d like him buried in this suit?” the mortician asked the widow.

Tits and LEGO Sets have a thing in common

Two mental patients were walking next to a swimming pool. One jumped into the pool and the other jumped in to save him. Their doctor saw the rescue and called the rescuer to his office. “Due to your actions, it appears your mental state is fine.” He than told the patient…

Why did the Proud Boy check on his sad friend?

What did Jay Z call Beyonce before they were married ?

I caught two teenagers smoking pot outside my office window.

A blind man visits Texas.

What’s the hardest part about eating a clock?

A man is driving home when he spots the most stunningly beautiful redhead trying to hitchhike. He stops next to her, but just as he does an old man jumps out of the bushes and points a shotgun at him…

A guy bought a motorcycle

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up

Racism is not a joke

2020 was a good year, I did virtually everything!

Stalin is delivering speech in a hall full of people.

I told my therapist I’ve been having suicidal thoughts

I really hate dementia

Tensions heat up between the U.S and the Soviets. In order to not go the nuclear route, the agree to a dog fight…

An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.

A police officer was dispatched to the house of an elderly couple when the neighbors heard gunshots

A British doctor says: “In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he was looking for a job.”

The only time it’s okay to kick a pregnant woman…

I was at a restaurant and a cute waitress was flirting with me. She gave her email and told me to hit her up sometime. I tried to email her the next day but the internet was down.

Quarantine has me really stressed and bored so I’ve been trying that Chinese thing with the needles

My local church went bankrupt and someone turned it into a gun range.

A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”