Author: Editor's Pick

It came completely out of the orange. submitted by /u/iDewTV [link] [comments]

A seizure salad submitted by /u/qwertymm8383 [link] [comments]

Serves him right. submitted by /u/HoraceHorseHands [link] [comments]

So I got her nothing submitted by /u/icorrectotherpeople [link] [comments]

This is a very popular joke in Turkish, I’ll try to translate. There was this very unlucky man who only

I just told my wife I was going to go hop in the shower; my 66 year old father-in-law looks

A Georgian boy is getting married to a Russian girl and his dad teaches him how to behave on their

She prayed “dear lord I pray for mommy and daddy but grandma’s gonna die” Now her dad overheard this from

But all he ever does is hangout on the dashboard. submitted by /u/tenshillings [link] [comments]

Neither do I. submitted by /u/Mrdankdank9030 [link] [comments]

A man really hated his wife’s cat. One day, unbeknownst to his wife, he put the cat in his car

Flashbacks. submitted by /u/wackoclown [link] [comments]

free of charge. submitted by /u/Obelisk-3iL33N [link] [comments]

He was mauled by a giant crab. submitted by /u/aRocketLauncher [link] [comments]

He wakes up to find himself tied up in a tepee. He looks around and sees the Indian chief and

I mean, I know he’s black and all, but I doubt he’ll shoot anyone. submitted by /u/redirtab [link] [comments]

“Angela”, he said, “you need to help me! The biggest condom-factory in the US burnt down last night. We really

Because they don’t want de dust 2 get in their eyes. submitted by /u/ThatoneguyWalker [link] [comments]

It’s a well-known fact that Hitler often consulted astrologists and people involved in the occult to get direction while Germany

It’d be weird wooden tit submitted by /u/Dharper97 [link] [comments]

Without the semen between the tits. submitted by /u/InnenTensai [link] [comments]

So I packed her things and left submitted by /u/WholemealBred [link] [comments]

Because as of yesterday, OJ is free. submitted by /u/HanSoI0 [link] [comments]

He had a sack of sand in his hand. “What’s in the sack?” asked the border patrol officer “Just sand,”

He couldn’t quit cold turkey. submitted by /u/SandmanD2 [link] [comments]

So I’ve given up reading completely. submitted by /u/Bookscrounger [link] [comments]

The story goes that Attila used to collect exotic animals that he found during his conquests. He particularly liked dangerous