Atheist Bus Driver

(Turkish Joke, couldn’t find it on Reddit, hopefully the translation does justice)

So I met a guy in jail whose nickname was “Atheist”. I finally asked him why everyone called him this way; so he started telling his story:

“Well, I was a bus driver in our village. One day while driving on the mountain road our brakes failed. I turned the steering wheel to left and right many times to slow down the bus. We finally stopped at the edge of the cliff with handbrake. I looked around and all passengers were praying “God saved us”. I told them, “I saved you, this is not about God.” We started arguing… So I took the brake off, said “May God save you” and jumped off the bus.”

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