At the movies

2 old women, Martha and Ethel, go to the theater. After watching the movie for a while, Martha nudges Ethel and whispers,” Ethel, the man next to me is masturbating”. Ethel whispers back,”Just ignore him Martha”.

Martha replies,” I can’t ignore him. He’s using my hand”.

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