At the asylum

A Dr. Is doing the rounds in an insane asylum one night.

He walks into the first patient’s room and sees him playing with modeling clay. The Dr. asks him how he’s doing. The patient replies “Doc I’m molding with clay. It’s therapy. I feel much better!” The Dr. says “Good. You should be out of here in a little while.”

The Dr. walks into the second patient’s room and sees him building a castle with playing cards. The Dr. asks him how he’s doing. The patient replies “Doc, I’m building a castle from a deck of cards. It’s therapy. I feel much better.” The Dr. says “Good. You should be out of here in a little while.”

The Dr. walks into the third patient’s room to find him lying naked on his bed, with an erection, with a peanut on top of it.

The Dr. asks him how he’s doing.

The patient replies “Doc I’m fucking nuts! I’m never going to get out of here!”

submitted by /u/cgfoltz1
[link] [comments]

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *