At breakfast, a husband says to his wife, “I want us to try doggy tonight”
Surprisingly to the husband the wife agrees.
So that night, both quite excited, the husband cooks his wife a lovely dinner. After enjoying the meal they head upstairs and get into bed. The husband leans over to his wife, kisses her on the cheek and says, “night night sweety”
The wife turns on her bedside lamp, confused, and says, “what? What about doggy?”
The husband replies, “honey, I can’t believe you enjoyed it so much you want more. I’m sorry, but there’s none left, I’ll cook it again for you next week.”
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