At a welcome seminar at a senior assisted living facility…

…the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules: “The female sleeping quarters will be of limits for all males, and likewise the male dormitory to the females.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time”.

He continued “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?”

At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd inquired… “How much for a season pass?”

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