As told to me by an 85 year old shriner clown

Little 8 year old Susie is in her back yard digging a hole. Her neighbor Mr. Johnson peeks over the fence and says “gee Susie, what’s going on?” Susie says “I’m digging a hole, it’s pretty obvious.” Mr. Johnson asks “why are you digging a hole?” Susie replies “I’m burying my gold fish.” Mr Johnson laughs and asks “Why is the hole so big?” Susie replies “Because my goldfish is inside your fucking cat”. Edit: He will be happy to know you liked it! Not sure he would get the whole reddit front page thing though.

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