As it’s my 5th birthday, mommy, will you tell me the story of where I came from?

The mom replied: Hmmm, OK sure, how can I explain… well you see sweety, mommy and daddy love each other very much, so one beautiful spring morning mommy told daddy she had a seed, a tiny little seed, and I thought we should grow that little seed into something special.
That night daddy fertilised it which helps the little seed start to grow, then every day me and daddy took care of that little seed; we gave it food and water, we played music for it to listen to, we made sure it was healthy, we talked to it about how much we loved it, we took it into the garden for fresh air and sun, daddy even used to sing to it. We tended and cared for that little seed every single day because it was super special.

Then after 9 whole months that little seed had grown into a beautiful amazing plant… so we took the plant, dried it, smoked it, and got so wasted we fucked bareback and that’s where you came from.

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