The husband takes her to a mirror, pulls out a $100 bill and says, “See that $100 bill in the mirror? That one belongs to you. This one here? This one belongs to me” He puts the money in his pocket and goes to work.
When he gets home from work and opens the fridge, he sees it’s packed with meat. All kinds, every kind you can think of. Same with the freezer. He says to his wife, “Where the hell did you get all this meat?!” His wife takes him to the mirror, lifts up her dress and says, “See that vagina in the mirror? That one belongs to you. This one here? This one belongs to the butcher”