Recently while going through a Mideastern airport during one of his many trips, George Bush encountered a man with silver hair, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff Bush went up to the man and said, “Aren’t you Moses?”
The man didn’t answer and just kept staring ahead.
Again bush said, “Moses!” in a loud voice.
The man just kept staring ahead, never answering him.
Soon a secret service agent came along and Bush grabbed him and said, “Doesn’t this man look like Moses to you?” The secret service agent agreed with him.
“Well,” said bush, “Every time I call his name, he just keeps staring ahead and refuses to speak.
The secret service man went up to the man in the white robe and whispered, “You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?”
The man leaned over and whispered, “Yes, I am Moses. But the last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the desert!