“Why are you so happy?” ask the bartender.
“Well”, the man answers, “I live close to the railroad tracks and when I got home last night I saw a woman laying there, tied down. So I untied her, brought here inside and then I banged her all night … until the morning light.”
“I can tell you are a romantic” the bartender replies. “And did she also give you a blowjob?”
“Nah” says the man,”I did look for it but found no head”