An older gentleman goes with his wife to the doctor.

The doctor asks to see the man alone in the hallway.

Once they’re alone the doctor says to the man, “There’s been a mix-up in your wife’s test results. It might take a few days to a week to clear up. What we do know, though, is that she either has AIDS or Alzheimer’s.”

The man cries out, “This is terrible! What should I do?”

“Well.”, replied the doctor, “If I were you, I’d take her and drop her off on the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don’t fuck her.”

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