She says to the doctor, “I have a really embarrassing problem and I have finally convinced myself to come and see you”
“You see, I constantly fart, but they don’t smell and they don’t make any noise so it hasn’t bothered me all these years. I’ve even farted three times since coming into your office”
“I see” says the doctors and proceeds to prescribe her some pills. “Take these three times a day and come back for a checkup in a week”.
A week later the woman storms into the doctors office. “Doctor what have you done! ever since taking those pills my farts have become unbearably stinky, you’ve made it worse!”
The doctor calmly says “right, now that we’ve cured your sinuses, lets start working on your hearing”