An old woman calls her doctor.

She said she is tired of living and want to know the best way to kill herself. The doctor says, ” Im sorry ma’m but i cant help you kill yourself!” The old woman tells him, “Fine, i will just jump off of a building then.” The doctor didn’t want that, so he said “Very well. Lay down in your bed and shoot yourself two inches below your left breast.” So, the woman called all of her loved ones one last time, got her husbands old shotgun, lied down in bed, and blew her left kneecap off.

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