An old man went to go see his doctor…

“I’ve got toilet problems,”he complained.

“Well, let’s see.How is your urination?”

“Every morning at 7,like a baby.”

“Good.How about your bowel movement?”

“8 each morning like clockwork.”

“So what’s the problem?”the doctor asked.

“I don’t wake up until 9!”the patient fired back.

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