An old man was sitting on his front porch, when he saw two boys walking past his house. The two boys were talking very loudly.

“Yesterday I bought a car and drove all the way to the moon!” said one of the boys.

“That’s nothing!” said the other boy. “This morning, I went all the way to Pluto! By walking!”

“What are you two whippersnappers doing?” asked the old man.

“We found a $20 bill on the sidewalk,” one of the boys explained. “We decided that whoever can tell the biggest lie gets to keep the money.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the old man. “When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was!”

The two boys looked at each other, and then gave the $20 bill to the old man.

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