When a teenage skater punk sat down next to him. The kid has tattoos and piercings and a Mohawk dyed a half a dozen different colors. He notices the old man won’t stop staring at him so says to him “What, you’ve never done anything fun in your life old man?” To which he calmly replies “Got drunk once, broke into the zoo and fucked a peacock, was just wondering if you were my son.”
- TIL that after starring in 21 Kevin Spacey tried to play Blackjack professionally and lost all of his money.
- Apparently crabs hear through their legs.