An old man saw little Johnny walking down the street with some chicken wire. The old man said “Jonny what are you doing with that chicken wire.” Johnny replied “I’m going to catch some chickens.” ”You can’t catch chicken with chicken wire” replied the old man. Later that afternoon Johnny came by with all the chickens that he could carry.
The next day The Old Man song Johnny walking down the street with some duct tape. The old man asks Jonny “what are you doing with that duct tape”. Jonny replies, ”I’m going to go catch me some ducks” Johnny replied. The old man laughed and told him, ”you can’t catch no ducks with duct tape.” Later that afternoon Johnny came back with even more ducks then he had chickens.
The next day the old man sees Jonny walking by with some pussy willows. The old man shouts to Jonny “hold on just a minute wait for me while I go grab my hat.”