“Excuse me sir.”
The old man looks around but doesn’t see anybody. Perplexed, he continues on his way.
“Sir, down here.”
The man stops and looks down, only to see a frog sitting at his feet. He looks around again to make sure nobody is watching before addressing the frog, “did you just say that?”
The frog says, “yes I did, but I’m not really a frog. I’m actually a beautiful princess who has been cursed into this forum, but if you kiss me I will turn back into a princess and, as a reward, will give you the wildest night of sex you’ve ever had.”
The man considers this for a moment, bends down, picks up the frog, puts it in his pocket, and continues on his way.
A muffled voice from the man’s pocket asks, “but…didn’t you hear what I just said?!”
The man says, “oh, I heard you just fine, but at my age I think I’d rather have a talking frog.”