He arrives at the Pearly Gates and he sees two signs. The first sign reads, “MEN WHO CONTROLLED BY THEIR WIVES”. The old man looks and sees that this line is about 10 miles long. So the old man looks at the second sign. It reads “MEN WHO WERE NOT CONTROLLED BY THEIR WIVES”. There’s only one guy in this line. Slowly the old man walks over to him, “Tell me, why are you standing over here?”. The guy looks at him and says “I don’t know, my wife told me to.”
- This message is for those who appreciate the finer points of the English language
- Do I know any jokes about sodium, bromine and oxygen?