They each say excuse me and the young man says “I’m sorry I bumped into you, it’s just that I’m looking for my wife. I lost her somewhere in another asile.”
The old man says I am also looking for my wife. Let’s help each other. Tell me what does your wife look like?
The young man replies “shes a buxom blonde, 25 years old, has long legs and is wearing a short skirt. Now tell me what does your wife look like?”
The old man replies “forget that, let’s go look for your wife”.