A woman resists giving her husband a BJ despite his relentless pleas. When she shares her disdain for oral her friend tells her about her newest discovery: a BJ frog. The wife purchases one of the frogs, brings it home and convinces her husband to try it out. She retires to the bedroom upstairs leaving her husband with the frog. Later, she hears a terrible noise coming out of the kitchen and goes to investigate. Her husband is throwing pots and pans around the stove. “What’s going on?” asks the wife. The husband looks her dead in the eyes and replies, “if this fucker can cook, you’re out of here.”
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