An old Jew is walking along, sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it…

A genie pops out and says, “For freeing me I will grant you one wish.”

The old Jew pulls out a map and points to it. “You see this area? This is called the Middle East. There’s been nothing but death, destruction and bloodshed for thousands of years. Could you do something about that?”

The genie thinks a moment and replies, “Even with my great powers, I cannot do this. Is there something else I can do for you?”

“Well,” says the man “my wife and I have been marries for over 35 years and she’s never given me a blowjob. Do you think you could…you know… get her to do that for me?”

The genie pauses and says, ” Lemme take another look at that map.”

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