An old couple talks to their doctor about their memory loss. The doctor suggests that they write things down so they don’t forget.

One day, both of them are sitting on the couch when Grandma asks for a bowl of ice cream.

“Coming right up,” Gramps says, slowly getting onto his feet and heading towards the kitchen.

“Aren’t you going to write that down?”

“Write that down? Of course not. I can remember a bowl of ice cream.”

Grandma then requests to have one scoop of chocolate and one scoop of vanilla. Gramps again says yes.

“Aren’t you going to write that down?”

“Hell no! One scoop of vanilla and one scoop of chocolate. Easy to remember.”

Feeling testy, Grandma finishes her order with whipped cream, fudge, and a cherry on top. “Surely you’re going to write all that down.”

“Do you take me for an fool!? I can remember all that just fine! Vanilla, chocolate, whipped cream, fudge, cherry. I’ll be back in a few.”

Grandma waits for 15 minutes. She can hear the clanging of pots and pans as well as something sizzling on the stove. Finally, Gramps returns with a plate of bacon and eggs.

Grandma takes one look at the plate. Then at him. Then the plate again. Then back at him. She stares into his eyes with pity and sighs. “See? This is why I told you to write things down.

You forgot the toast!”

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