The state trooper asks the old woman, “do you have any idea how fast you were going?”
The old woman who could barely see over the steering wheel is hard at hearing and replies, “what?”
The husband sitting next to her says , “he said do you have any idea how fast you were going?” to which she replies, “no.”
The state trooper then says to the old woman, “ma’am, I need to see your drivers license.”
The old woman replies, “what?” To which her husband says, “he needs to see your drivers license”. The old woman says ,”ok” and hands the trooper her license.
The trooper looks at the license and sees that she was from Macon Georgia. The trooper says, “I see you’re from Macon, I used to date a woman from Macon back during the war. She was the worst damn lover I ever had”.
The old woman who is hard at hearing says, “what?”
The husband leans over and says, “HE SAID HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!”