An old, blind cowboy wanders into a bar….

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,

“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat The bouncer is a blonde girl I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler “Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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