An Italian guy, English guy and a Polish guy …

…. are applying for the same job and they are all sitting in the waiting room together.

Interviewer is a middle aged man, opens the door and calls the English guy. They sit down and the interviewer asks -The job you are applying for requires powers of observations. Make an observation about me.

-Well – says the English guy – you got no f***ing ears.

The interviewer gets really angry and says

-Get out! Call the next guy in!

The Italian guy comes in and sits down, the interviewer asks:

-The job you are applying for requires powers of observations. Make an observation about me.

-Well – says the Italian guy – you got no f***ing ears.

The interviewer gets really angry again and says

-Get out! Call the next guy in!

The Italian guy comes out and he feels bad for the Polish guy and tells him

-Whatever you do, don’t mention his ears. He is a little sensitive about it.

-Ok. I wont – says the Polish guy.

The interviewer asks

-The job you are applying for requires powers of observations. Make an observation about me.

-Well – says the Polish guy – you wear contacts.

The interviewer is very impressed and goes -That’s very good! I do wear contacts! How did you know that?

The Polish guy says

-How can you wear glasses when you have no f***ing ears.

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