The father bought his son a stout, but he didn’t like it and didn’t want to drink it.
The father decided to drink it for him and ordered an ale instead.
He didn’t like it either. So, the father drank it and ordered him a cider.
Lager, cider, cream ale… he didn’t like any of them, so the father drank them and ordered whiskey instead.
He didn’t like any of the Irish whiskeys the father ordered, so the old man drank them and decided to give up.
By the time they left the bar. The father was so drunk he could barely push his son’s stroller home.