An Irishman and a Muslim are sat next to each other on a flight.
The stewardess comes up and asks the Irish man if he’d like a drink. He orders a whiskey and the stewardess hands it to him.
The stewardess then asks the Muslim if he’d like a drink. “I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores!” he shouts back.
The Irishman calmly hands his whiskey back to the stewardess and says “I’ll have what he’s having”.