After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores”.
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too! I didn’t know we had a choice.”