An Irish man,an English man and a Scotish man were walking in the forest when they pass a clearing with a lake . At the lake there’s a man walking on water the three men are surprised the British man asked “are you Jesus” To which the man replied yes The Scottish man then said” if you are Jesus then you could cure my eye I’m blind in one and the vision is fading in the other ” The man claiming to be Jesus but his hands on the Scottish man’s head and he was surprised to be able to see for miles. The British man then asked amazed “lord would you be able to cure my arthritis?” and so his joints were healed. Lastly Jesus turned to the Irish man who shouted “get the fuck away from me I’m on disability”
- A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.
- After my wife died I couldn’t look at a woman for twenty years.