An expecting father paces nervously up and down the waiting room.

“First child?” Asks another father “No” replies the first. “Well then why are you so anxious?” “When my wife read ‘A tale of two cities’, she had twins. When she read ‘The three musketeers’ she had triplets.” “That’s amazing.” says the second Man “Yes” replies the first “but she just finished reading ‘Birth of a Nation’.

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