An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman trying to get into the Olympics with no tickets

The Englishman found a large wooden pole lying on the ground near him. He picked it up, put it under his arm, walked in the gate and said ‘Bentley, England, pole vaulting’ and they let him in.

The Scotsman picked up a manhole cover, put it under his arm, walked in the gate and said ‘McGregor, Scotland, discus’ and they let him in.

The Irish man picked up a roll of barbed wire, put it under his arm, walked in the gate and said ‘Murphy, Ireland, fencing.’

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