An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman get caught by the Nazis during the war.

The Englishman is put up to the wall to be shot. The officer asks him “Do you have any last words?”, the Englishman shouts “Tornado!”. The Germans all turn around and the Englishman jumps over the fence and gets away.

The Scotsman is put up the wall to be shot. The officer asks him “You you have any last words?”, the Scotsman shouts “Earthquake!”. The Germans all turn around and the the Scotsman jumps over the fence and gets away.

The Irishman is put up to the wall to be shot. The officer asks him “Do you have any last words?”, the Irishman shouts “Fire!”.

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