An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Nigerian are in a maternity ward waiting room

A nurse comes in and says, “Gentlemen, I’m sorry, but there’s been a mixup with the babies. Could you please help sort it out?”

She takes them to the nursery and shows two white babies and one black baby. The Englishman picks up the black baby and starts walking off. The Nigerian says, “What the hell are you doing?”

The Englishman replies, “I’m sorry, but one of the other two babies is French, and I can’t take that chance.”

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