He was going to a hotel restaurant for food. He orders a steak and a Coke. When the Coke arrives, it is in a glass that is 12 inches in diameter and 1.5 feet tall. He says to the server that he wanted a can, not the entire factory. The server says that it’s Texas, and everything is bigger in Texas.
His steak arrives, and the steak is so big, that it completely covers his plate. He remarks that he asked for a steak, not the entire cow. The server once again says that it’s Texas, and everything is bigger in Texas.
After his large meal, the English tourist needs to use the bathroom, so he asks the server where it is, and the server says it is the third door on the right. However, the English tourist is somewhat out of it, so he goes into the third door on the left, and immediately falls into the hotel swimming pool.
“HELP! HELP! DON’T FLUSH!”