An English soldier has returned from the frontlines in France

As the soldier gets on the train to London, he is very tired. He looks around for a free seat. He spots a women and her dog. “Excuse me, ma’am. May I have that seat? I am ever so tired.” The women snorted, “You soldiers are very ignorant. My dog is more precious than your life.” The soldier frowns then walks off, looking for another seat.

After a while, he returns to the women. He begs for the seat but the women still refuses. After a while, the soldier gets frustrated. He picks up the dog and throws her out the train window.

A passerby spots this. He walks over. “Blimey, your kind are quite stupid.” The soldier asks, “How am I stupid?”

The passerby replies… “You threw the wrong bitch out the window.”

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