American, Frenchman, Englishman and Pakistani all on top of Eifel tower.
American throws aload of money over the edge. “What did you do that for?” the others ask. “We have so much money in the states that I can afford to.”
The Frenchman throws loads of bottles of wine over the top and says “we have so much wine here that I can throw as much as I like over,”
The pakistani looks at the Englishman and says “DONT YOU FUCKING DARE!”