An engineer (E1) is walking down the road and he sees his fellow engineer friend (E2) coming towards him on a bicycle.
E1: Hey man, nice bike, I didn’t know you rode a bike, is it new?
E2: Crazy story how I got this bike. I was walking down the road this morning minding my business, when a beautiful woman rides up to me on this bike. She threw the bike down, took off all her clothes, laid down on the grass and said to me, “take what you want”.
E1: Hmm… you made a good decision, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.