An elderly Jew walks into a confessional…

“Father, I am 75 years old, have a wonderful wife of 50 years, and many children and grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up three hitchhiking college girls. We went to a motel, and I had sex with all of them at the same time.”

Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”

Man: “I’m Jewish.”

Priest: “Why are you telling me all this?”

Man: “Are you kidding me?! I’m telling everybody!”

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