An elderly couple was listening to a religious revival on the radio

The preacher ended by saying “God wants to heal you all. Just place your one hand on the radio and the other on the part of the body that is sick

The old woman tattered to her feet, put one hand on the radio and the other on her arthritic leg.

The old man then stood up, put one hand on the radio and the other on his penis.

The woman snapped at him and said “Jason! The preacher said god would heal the sick, not raise the dead!

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