An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband, “I’ve let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?”
The husband says, “Change the battery in your hearing aid.”
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- I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
- Take my advice – Do not interrupt your wife while she’s trying to tell you a joke.