An Australian walks into a bar with a crocodile under his arm.
He tells the bartender, “If I put my penis into this crocodile’s mouth for 15 seconds without it being bitten off, you’ll give me free drinks for the night.”
The bartender agrees, so the guy opens the crocodile’s mouth and puts his penis inside it. The crocodile gently closes his mouth and, after 15 seconds, the Australian hits it over the head with a bottle. The now-disoriented crocodile opens his mouth, allowing the guy to take out his penis.
The bartender, shocked, starts serving the free drinks to the Australian. He then announces to the bar, “If anyone else can do that, they’ll get free drinks for the night.”
After a slight pause, a blonde woman chirps, “Ok, I’ll do it, but please just don’t hit me so hard over my head with the bottle.”