An Arab family residing in Europe was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian one. After a few weeks there, they came to visit their Grandfather.

“How do you like it here?” asked the grandson. “It’s wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,” answered grandpa. “We’re so happy for you,” said the Grandson. “We were worried that this was the wrong place for you, since you’re a little different from everyone.”

“Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here,” Abdullah said, with a big smile on his face. “There’s a musician here–he’s 85 years old. He hasn’t played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him Maestro! There is a judge in here–he’s 90 years old. He hasn’t been on the bench in 25 years, and everyone still calls him Your Honor! There’s a dentist here too–95 years old. He hasn’t fixed a tooth for 30 years, and everyone still calls him Doctor!”

“And Me–I haven’t had sex for 35 years, and they still call me The Fucking Arab.”

[apologies for the racism; if it’s any consolation, am partly arab, so, yeah–just trying to laugh at myself whenever I can… cheers.]

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