An Amish man and his son are exploring a department store

They look on in amazement at all the items available in all the different departments. As they venture further into the store, the man and his son come across an elevator. The man stares in bilwilderment at what this strange machine does when an old, obese woman in a electronic wheelchair scoots by, pushes the button and enters the lift. The man and his son watch on in confusion as the doors swallow the woman and elevator begins to hum.

Within a few minutes there is a loud “ding” as the lift open its doors and the jaw of the man drops as a hot, sexy blonde strides out and smiles as she passes. The man turns to his son astounded and says “..Go get your mother”.

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