An American tourist arrives in Rome….

…and takes a taxi to take a tour of the city.

Taxi driver takes him first in front of the Colosseum.

tourist: what is this?

taxi driver: this is the Colosseum

tourist: How long did it take to build it?

taxi driver: I do not know …. a few years …

tourist: ah, in america we can build it in just one year!

Then the taxi driver takes the tourist in front of the Pantheon.

tourist: what is this?

taxi driver: this is the Pantheon

tourist: How long did it take to build it?

taxi driver: mmmm…. just one year!

tourist: ah, in america we can build it in just one month!

So taxi driver starts to get nervous but continues and takes the tourist in front of San Pietro in Vatican City.

tourist: what is this?

taxi driver: I do not know, yesterday was not there!

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